This morning I sat in the food court as I always do before I come to work. I always have a few extra minutes to sit and enjoy my coffee. I leaked a bit of my coffee onto the lid and I went to sip it off and got lipstick all over the lid. It was quiet amusing. Every morning my coffee cup has lip prints all over it and every morning I think to myself that I should wait until after my coffee to apply lipstick. Yet every morning I go to the washroom at union and apply my make up including my lipstick. I guess when you get into a routine it is hard to change it. It is almost as if your brain works on memory alone. So I guess I will always have lipstick marks on my coffee cup.
The other night when I came home I said, out loud so everyone in the house could here, "hello I am home". The only response I received was "yo" from my eldest son. Not even a "hi" just "yo". I guess I should be thankful I got a response at all. Soon enough I might be begging for just a grunt.
The intersection near my house where I get off the bus and cross the road is getting to more dangerous by the day. Now, each time I cross I wait for the little man to come on so then the drivers have no excuse for not expecting some one to be crossing he road. Yet last night I was just about run over by a women who simply could not be bothered to look to see if anyone was crossing the road. The night be for I was almost run down by two cars. The first being a guy to busy yapping at his wife to pay attention the second, speeding and too close to the first, was a women who smiled and gave a little giggle with a look that said oh how funny I didn't see you. I replied with a look that implied " YOU F****** MORON SLOW DOWN AND WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING. HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THE FACT THAT I WAS ALMOST MADE ROAD KILL BY YOUR STUPIDY."The women didn't seem to impressed that I stopped for a few seconds right in front of her car. She squealed her tires going around the corner. Now that is the type of thing that make me think better of her.(sarcasm included). I am going to start carrying a pen and paper in my hand so that I can write down the license plates of all these people and report them for negligence.
That is right from now on I will be the biggest nark anyone has ever seen. So for all you drivers out there who go threw the insection of Main st and Nanwood rd in Brampton between six and seven pm on week nights watch out here I come. I will not play nice if no one else is.
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4 comments:
well think of it this way, if u die at least i'll be able to remember you buy ur lipstick marks on your coffe cup.
btw your spelling and grammar suck.
love u!!!!
i meant coffee not coffe. my typing sucks.
there's 40 billion cops around your place though. How can anyone drive like a maniac for fear of getting caught? ESPECIALLY when they forget their license at home (oops!).
hey, what am I supposed to do when I'm bored at work if you won't update. sheesh, come on!
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